Basil? I think that's your name, right? Did you ever find that sock you lost in the dryer?

Has anybody seen Nill? I haven't heard from her in a few days and I'm getting a bit worried since she was home by herself.

Marco. For the last time, get out of my bed. Also, that's Raptor's side of the bed.

Well, I've done all the laundry and the meals for the day. Marco and Kisaragi-san, your clothes are folded and put on your beds. Lunch is in the fridge along with dinner and a new pack of cola. Don't drink all of it today, Marco.

Now that that's done, would anybody in this city be hiring? I don't have much experience with an official paying job, but I was the manager of the Hakushuu Dinosaurs, a high school football team. I can also do normal housework duties. I'm bored in this house all day.

KLINE! YOU BASTARD! I thought I was the only one you loved. How dare you sleep around and leave me with our son? Do you know how hard it is, being a single mother to an infant with a horrible skin disease? Do you? I get no sleep and I barely can afford rent.

I WANT CHILD SUPPORT NOW! I DON'T CARE IF THAT OTHER WHORE OF YOURS IS PREGNANT TOO!

[ooc: Yes, that is my nephew. Auntie abuses his cuteness for her own entertainment XD]

Does any girl who didn't get a Valentine want this flower? I have no need for presents from idiots.

[ooc: Giving away the flower Tamaki gave her in the Square. SHE WANTS NONE OF HIS MONKEY SHIT! XD]

[Filtered against Marco for special reasons!]

Is there a chocolate shop in the city that won't track customers? I have a few gifts I need to get and I'd rather not have one recipient find out I bought them.

[ooc: Marco, feel free to find these on your pillow tomorrow morning, courtesy of Ninja!Maria. =D Kisaragi, you get this card. Kline, for you. Tamaki, for you. Last but not least, for Nill because she's cute and adorable. Feel free to mention them tomorrow morning or something. ]

I'm not quite a fan of candy, but I have to admit that the sky raining down candy hearts is an interesting event.

But not when said candy informs me that Kisaragi-kun peeks on other boys in the locker room showers and that a Cirucci, whom I don't know, has sex for attention.

I'm not quite sure which one is more disturbing. Kisaragi-kun, do you care to advise me? Please don't let it include Marco.

[ooc: LOL secrets]

Nill, will you be busy tomorrow? Do you want to come with Raptor and me for a walk? We could go for lunch too? Kisaragi-kun, you can come too.

Is there a movie theater or some other form of entertainment in this city that doesn't include people getting their heads taken? Things are a little... slow.

So is a citywide day of complete insanity and bloodlust a regular event? If so, I don't want any part of it.

What I also don't want any part of is flowers on my bed. Can anybody in this apartment inform me why there are flowers covering my entire bed?

Kline-san, thank you for the roses. They're beautiful. I really enjoyed last night. I would like to do it again, if possible.

Are there any obedience trainers in the city? Raptor peed on the living room carpet and he doesn't seem to be agreeing with my house breaking methods. Hurry before he pees on Marco's case of cola. We'll never hear the end of him whining and Kisaragi-san saying how it's not beautiful.

[ooc: Strikes not there.]

Marco. Remember when I said I would get a dog since the bed was big enough for two? Well, I found this lost thing while searching the city for a laundromat. He needs a name. Kisaragi-san, I hope you aren't allergic.

And I still need to find that laundromat.

Maruko-san, since Kisaragi-san is bent on giving up his bed for me and I am bent on not putting him out of his personal space, we, unfortunately, need to make a deal. There are only two bedrooms and as I chose the couch last night, I don't want a repeat of that.

Therefore, in the spirit of the game we know so well, shall we flip a coin? I'd rather just go home.

[ooc: Comment log spam thing for Marco/Kisaragi and journal for everybody else? Tags might be slow cause lol my body hates me.]

This is not the football field. I step away to go to the ladies' room and come back to here.

If this is a joke, it's not amusing.